Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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