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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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