what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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ejaculation JLR

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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You idiot.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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