- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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