There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Black people stink of shite!

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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