an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Woman's Rights

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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