Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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