- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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