What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Lindsay Lohan

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women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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