Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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