Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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