- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Roses are red, yup.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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