- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Neither did she.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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