wanna here a good joke? me too.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

women's rights

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Woman's Rights

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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