- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why? Why not?

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