What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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