- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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