What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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