How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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