A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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