How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

How high is a Chinaman

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's 9+10? 19.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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