- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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