Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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