A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Stop procrastinating.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

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