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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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