Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Bitch

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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