knock knock come in !

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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