- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

YOU

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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