They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Church.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

George Bush.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Racial equality.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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