- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

I am dyslexic

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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