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my gave me a game i said thank you

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Robin, Get in the Car

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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