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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock come in.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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