what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Hi, my name is Jake.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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