a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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