- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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