- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What is more worse than death? Death

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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