- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Your mums a potato

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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