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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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im telling maguire

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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ecks! why zee?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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KILL WHITEY

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i love to lick...

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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