A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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