The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

drugs.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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