Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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