A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Fart

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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