- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Vagina.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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