- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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