- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

child labor

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

a. why? b. because

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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