How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Asian women drivers...

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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