- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

You having friends.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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