Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Anthony sucks

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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