- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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