Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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women's rights

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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