- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

White NBA players.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What the hell are you doing?

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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