- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

He--Hey guys

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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