- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Charlie Sheen

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Women's Rights..

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

whats hairy and crys your mom

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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