Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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