What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Antijokes...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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