why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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