- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What can fly? Lots of things

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

AIDS.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Womens Rights

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??