- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

AIDS.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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