What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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you gay?

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

You know what's cool? Yep.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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