Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

what did the old lady die of old age...

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

like this if you think what ever you want to..

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

poopoo

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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