- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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