- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Women's Rights

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Knock, Knock ...

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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