knock knock who's there? hope

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

sharks

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

I named my son ps2 controller

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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