- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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