- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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