What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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