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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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womens rights.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Terraria

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