What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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