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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's a joke? Funny

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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