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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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