What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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