what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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